Monday, April 13, 2009

A Revelation

time away has afforded me a bit of perspective.

lambasting the poor and ignorant of Nebraskashire was not cruel because I, despite my now elevated rank, was once so afflicted. therefore, I could astutely critique such a life.

the same is not true of the rusticates of Misboury. unable to speak with authority, my comments here have been altogether less diverting for me and assuredly tedious for readers, mere shadows of my former wit.

in short, my invectives are no longer so personally fulfilling.

thus I will put my knowledge to use, providing guidance to any who seek to be, even a modicum, more genteel.