I'm thinking of starting a Rusticates sister blog about New York. But instead of being written by an old timey gentleman, it'll be written by Bridget, the whorish rock friend we created circa 2003. She would judge the world based on her rock opinions. For example: "this Williamsburg bar is not ideal for inanimate objects." Or, "this bowling alley does not cater to inanimate objects." Please advise.